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Post by Jango Reiss on Jun 20, 2006 8:35:48 GMT -8
Here I'll post stuff that's useless, but fun. Examples are excuses for getting out of things, the return of the Jango News Show, and other new stuff. Updated whenever I can think of something.  |
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Post by Jango Reiss on Jun 20, 2006 8:36:50 GMT -8
Getting married but don't want to? Just tell 'em that Aunt Bertha was attacked at the Penguin exhibit and is in Critical attention!
Don't want to go to a baby shower? Say that you have a deadly disease that is contagious and kills in 24 hours, and that you'll visit them after you're all better!
First day of school? When your mom goes to wake you up, act dead. It works every time. Guaranteed. This is also a good tip if your teacher calls you up to the chalkboard.
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Rhianna Antiires
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Post by Rhianna Antiires on Jun 20, 2006 8:56:14 GMT -8
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Post by Nathan Jey'Daan on Jun 20, 2006 16:56:06 GMT -8
LOL! thats c00! |
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Dac Bailu
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Post by Dac Bailu on Jun 20, 2006 18:15:51 GMT -8
Your infinite wisdom astounds me Jango.
Please, you must tell us more.
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Post by darthdodo on Jun 21, 2006 7:15:36 GMT -8
cool
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Jacinth Visor
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Post by Jacinth Visor on Jun 21, 2006 9:34:33 GMT -8
lol, Jango anything on what you, sol and I talked about yesterday? |
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Jazhara Akkaro
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Post by Jazhara Akkaro on Jun 23, 2006 14:52:45 GMT -8
LOL, I love this Jango! XD More!!!
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Post by alexisduit on Jun 23, 2006 14:55:53 GMT -8
LOL yeah, more... how do I act dead? I mean, if they check for a heartbeat and all, how do I keep the charade going? |
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Post by Nathan Jey'Daan on Jun 23, 2006 15:10:48 GMT -8
Well, if you have Jedi skills, thats no problem, but if you don't, well, hope they don't check |
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Dac Bailu
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Post by Dac Bailu on Jun 23, 2006 15:13:18 GMT -8
LOL yeah, more... how do I act dead? I mean, if they check for a heartbeat and all, how do I keep the charade going? Put shaving cream or toothpaste around your mouth and keep your eyes open, but be very still. Then they'll either think you're dead, or about to pounce and infect them with rabies. |
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Post by Jango Reiss on Jun 24, 2006 12:30:38 GMT -8
*music plays* Yes! It's a special appearance by the Jango News Show! *crowd chants: Jango! Jango! Jango!* Thank you! Thank you! *walks over to the desk and sits down, but misses chair, causing a loud thud*
*quickly hops back up and sits in the chair* Well, it's been a while. And yes, that is my excuse. *shuffles papers*
Our first story of the day is a unique one. Apparently a company has decided to sell old food that was in the back of people's refrigerators. People donated it, and this company sold it. Reports are coming in that it is flying off the shelves...literally. Yes, reports say that some of the food has sprouted wings and is flying away quickly. *looks at the camera* That's what I call fast food. *puts head on desk and cracks up*
*looks back up* Woohoohoo...*wipes tears of laughter out of eyes* Anyways, our second story. *cough* Tourists in Africa were shocked and horrified today while on a safari. Their tour jeep was attacked by a herd of giraffes that decided that leaves just weren't that tasty anymore and wanted to try something new. Luckliy, the jeep was able to speed off in time, and everyone is ok. The company is offering free counseling to the everyone on the tour, and our reports say that everyone took them up on their offer...including a few giraffes.
And our final story of the night. Ever hear of Leonardo Da Vinci? Well, manuscripts have been found that say that Leonardo's name was actually, Leonardo Vinci. Apparently during his college days, the guys in his fraternity called him, Da Vinci! "Like, who's da man? It's Da Vinci!" He liked the sound of it, so he kept it, and he's been called that ever since. Wow, this show is so informative. I bet more people would watch it if they knew how amazingly informative it was. Yeah, I wish.
That's the news! This is Jango Reiss, signing out!
*throws papers at the screen*
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Post by Safiya on Jun 24, 2006 14:34:26 GMT -8
*claps and cheers* Yay!!! I love the Jango News Show!! ;D
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Dac Bailu
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Post by Dac Bailu on Jun 24, 2006 14:55:14 GMT -8
It must all be true, tv wouldn't lie. *applauds* |
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Post by TFE on Jun 25, 2006 20:28:50 GMT -8
Good to see this resurrected. |
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